Looking for Work?

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by HauntedReverie (doing the bad mango) on Monday, 12-May-2008 8:48:01

Looking for work?
A Japanese doctor said, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work
in six weeks.'
A German doctor said, 'That's nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.'
A British doctor said, 'In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half of a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both
looking for work in two weeks.'
A Texas doctor, not to be outdone said, 'You guys are way behind. We took a man with no brains out of
Texas
; put him in the White House, and now half the country is looking for work.' 

Post 2 by Albanac (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Monday, 12-May-2008 9:18:16

rofl tall one, love it. *stands on a box to hug you*

Post 3 by soaring eagle (flying high again!) on Monday, 12-May-2008 10:40:49

wow!! I like that one!

Post 4 by blindndangerous (the blind and dangerous one) on Monday, 12-May-2008 23:15:25

nice. yup that's all i gotta say is nice. hahahaha.

Post 5 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Friday, 16-May-2008 18:05:56

fucking roflmao!

Post 6 by Eleni21 (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Saturday, 17-May-2008 17:26:21

Funny, sad and true.

Post 7 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Saturday, 17-May-2008 21:03:31

Good one, Kala.